Mothernature Quotes

I'D REALLY LIKE TO THANK MOTHER NATURE AND GETTING MY WISDOM TEETH OUT FOR BEING A GREAT START TO MY SUMMER.
I'D REALLY LIKE TO THANK MOTHER NATURE AND GETTING MY WISDOM TEETH OUT FOR BEING A GREAT START TO MY SUMMER.


I don't think
Mother Nature's ever gotten
her period before

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f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3 *KEEP CREDIT* 

Thanks Mother Nature.

Can I return the Valentines day present back to you 

though?

You know it's going to be a great year when you wake up to your period on New Years Day:/
What if Mother Nature is really annoyed that we litter and pollute and stuff so she invented periods to get revenge...

I would become the world's biggest environmentalist if that were true. 

 


dear mother nature,
I'd like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly.


 

Mother Nature: Knock knock!
Me: Who's there?
Mother Nature: Guess.
Me: Guess who?
Mother Nature: Guess who's not pregnant! 




Mother nature is a f/cktard.
My mom says I can do 100 moods in 2 seconds.

 
My sister just stormed into my room and said
"I JUST GOT MY PERIOD SO IF YOU AS MUCH AS WALK INTO THE SAME ROOM AS ME WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS I AM GOING TO CUT YOUR DI.CK OFF AND FEED IT TO THE DOG"
and left.
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