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… Then again, what doesn’t kill me???
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If you refrain from clicking on a 'test your IQ' ad, your IQ goes up by 15 points.
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If I really want my life to change, it’s up to me to hire a life coach to change it.
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There are worse places to have a monkey than on your back.
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It's what you're inside that matters.
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Motivational Quotes for Parasites
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All
directed energy is a weapon.
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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the dog it's fighting.
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The fact that dropped toast always lands buttered side down would be a blessing if you kept your floor covered in marmalade.
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You can't control everything that happens to you,
but you can control whether you write
a sappy motivational quote about it.
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Don't try this at home. Do this at home or do this at home not, there is no try.
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