Motivational Quotes

Never run away from a problem.  If confronted by a problem, wave your arms and yell loudly.  If this doesn't succeed in scaring off the problem, immediately go limp and play dead.
If I'm no bigger than the things that annoy me, then I'm potentially as big as whatever I annoy.
A speaker at a motivational seminar asked me 'What would you do if you knew you could not fail?' 

I said 'Telepathically will you to ask me that question.'
William Feather said 'Beware of the man who won't be bothered with details,' though he didn't offer specifics.
Don't say 'problem,' say 'opportunity' – it's way scarier.
The wrong side of the tracks is on top of them.
It's all good, where 'it' ∈ {N | N = nonlethal}.
Everybody line up and form an ascending spiral. 
You'll never win anything whining on the sidelines. You need to get out there and start whining on the field.
It's OK to pick your battles, as long as you don't eat them.
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