If you refrain from clicking on a
'test your IQ' ad, your IQ goes up by 15
points.
If I really want my life to
change, it’s up to me to hire a life coach to change
it.
There are worse places to
have a monkey than on your back.
It's what you're inside that
matters.
– Motivational Quotes for Parasites
– Motivational Quotes for Parasites
All directed energy is a
weapon.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of
the dog it's fighting.
The fact that
dropped toast always lands buttered side down would be a blessing
if you kept your floor covered in marmalade.
You can't control everything that happens to
you,
but you can control whether you write
a sappy motivational quote about it.
but you can control whether you write
a sappy motivational quote about it.
Don't try this at home. Do this at home or do this at home not, there is no try.
What I love
And what I have set free
And what I await the return of
And what I have set free
And what I await the return of
Is me
