Don't tell me the way, I can find it myself. (But
please tell me the way to the way.)
In the face of adversity, be a big fat zit.
You can't control what happens to you, but you can control
your rate of return fire.
Never run away from a problem. If confronted by a problem,
wave your arms and yell loudly. If this doesn't succeed
in scaring off the problem, immediately go limp and play dead.
If I'm no bigger than the things that annoy me, then I'm
potentially as big as whatever I annoy.
A speaker at a motivational seminar asked me 'What would you do
if you knew you could not fail?'
I said 'Telepathically will you to ask me that question.'
I said 'Telepathically will you to ask me that question.'
William Feather said 'Beware of the man who won't be
bothered with details,' though he didn't offer specifics.
Don't say 'problem,' say 'opportunity' –
it's way scarier.
The wrong side of the tracks is on top of them.
It's all good, where 'it' ∈ {N | N =
nonlethal}.
