Motivational Quotes

What you can't rise above, you may yet seep under.
Before you 'just breathe,' please be considerate and have a breath mint.
'Do or do not?' 

... Don't we do or do not already, pretty much all the time?
When fortune smiles on you, check to see if she's licking her chops.
We can't change the cards we're dealt – but we can pretend to suddenly have a seizure and collapse on top of the card table, scattering everyone's cards everywhere (though usually not more than once per card game).
Gazing up at the stars at night, I realize how small and insignificant my problems aren't. – Galactic Emperor Palpatine
Don't tell me the way, I can find it myself.  (But please tell me the way to the way.)
In the face of adversity, be a big fat zit.
You can't control what happens to you, but you can control your rate of return fire.
Never run away from a problem.  If confronted by a problem, wave your arms and yell loudly.  If this doesn't succeed in scaring off the problem, immediately go limp and play dead.
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