What you can't rise above, you may yet seep under.
Before you 'just breathe,' please be considerate and
have a breath mint.
'Do or do not?'
... Don't we do or do not already, pretty much all the time?
... Don't we do or do not already, pretty much all the time?
When fortune smiles on you, check to see if she's
licking her chops.
We can't change the cards we're dealt – but we
can pretend to suddenly have a seizure and collapse on top of the
card table, scattering everyone's cards everywhere (though
usually not more than once per card game).
Gazing up at the stars at night, I realize how small and
insignificant my problems aren't. – Galactic
Emperor Palpatine
Don't tell me the way, I can find it myself. (But
please tell me the way to the way.)
In the face of adversity, be a big fat zit.
You can't control what happens to you, but you can control
your rate of return fire.
Never run away from a problem. If confronted by a problem,
wave your arms and yell loudly. If this doesn't succeed
in scaring off the problem, immediately go limp and play dead.
