Motivational Quotes

Don't tell me the way, I can find it myself.  (But please tell me the way to the way.)
In the face of adversity, be a big fat zit.
You can't control what happens to you, but you can control your rate of return fire.
Never run away from a problem.  If confronted by a problem, wave your arms and yell loudly.  If this doesn't succeed in scaring off the problem, immediately go limp and play dead.
If I'm no bigger than the things that annoy me, then I'm potentially as big as whatever I annoy.
A speaker at a motivational seminar asked me 'What would you do if you knew you could not fail?' 

I said 'Telepathically will you to ask me that question.'
William Feather said 'Beware of the man who won't be bothered with details,' though he didn't offer specifics.
Don't say 'problem,' say 'opportunity' – it's way scarier.
The wrong side of the tracks is on top of them.
It's all good, where 'it' ∈ {N | N = nonlethal}.
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