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We're all hardened structures, but some of us have a greater blast pressure per square centimeter resistance ratio.
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Throxymoron
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A three-way oxymoron
(ex. 'work-life balance').
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Whatever doesn't kill me – on the contrary, whatever has more than once saved my life.
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Today, as in the past, a successful career requires sacrifice. And today, as in the past, there's usually a maiden and a volcano involved.
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Letter to My Younger Self.
Dear younger self: That idea you had ten minutes ago to write a letter to your younger self was totally sappy.
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What you can't rise above, you may yet seep under.
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Before you 'just breathe,' please be considerate and have a breath mint.
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'Do or do not?'
... Don't we do or do not already, pretty much all the time?
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When fortune smiles on you, check to see if she's licking her chops.
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We can't change the cards we're dealt – but we can pretend to suddenly have a seizure and collapse on top of the card table, scattering everyone's cards everywhere (though usually not more than once per card game).
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