Mouthwash Quotes


teacher: what comes after 69?
me: mouthwash

teacher: get out.
Teacher: What comes after 69?
Student: Mouthwash
Teacher: Get out
Do you ever just love Listerine
Dear Boy,
Please learn what mouthwash is
Sincerely,
Girl who sits across from you for 6 periods
I saw a youtube ad earlier today, and it was for

Scope's new Bacon Flavored Mouthwash.



Bacon.





Flavored.





Mouthwash.



I really wish I was kidding, but no.
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