Friend: Do you ever check behind the shower curtain.. for
murderers?
Me: Everyday, why?
Friend: Well, what if you find one? Then what's your plan?
You're toast..
Me: B.tch please. I never check without a weapon.. Get it
together.
Friend: ...
What if
a murderer was creeping up behind you
while you were listening to music
but they liked the music you were listening to
so they decided to let you
live?