"I chose the wrong day to wear a shirt."
"Christine, it is never the wrong day to wear a shirt out in public."
I meant to say "a *fancy* shirt" whoops
"Christine, it is never the wrong day to wear a shirt out in public."
I meant to say "a *fancy* shirt" whoops
I like Pierce The Veil how i like my juice,
Naked.
Naked.
Imagine if there were no clothes.
oh god...
periods
Girls
don't dress
for
boys
they dress for themselves
if girls dressed for boys
they would be walking around naked.
they dress for themselves
if girls dressed for boys
they would be walking around naked.
Plot twist: santa actually brings you the naked celebrity you asked for
and you have to awkwardly unwrap them in front of your entire family.
Girl: Do I have cramps or has my appendix
exploded
Girl: Does my boob hurt or am I having a heart attack
Girl: Am I on my period or is this internal bleeding
Girl: These are our struggles
Boy: Thinking dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
Boy: The struggles of a man
Girl: Boo hoo
Girl: Thinking of my naked grandma isn't going to suck the blood back into my vågina
Girl: Does my boob hurt or am I having a heart attack
Girl: Am I on my period or is this internal bleeding
Girl: These are our struggles
Boy: Thinking dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
Boy: The struggles of a man
Girl: Boo hoo
Girl: Thinking of my naked grandma isn't going to suck the blood back into my vågina
