"GROW
UP - get a life."
excuse
me?
I am
perfectly content with my life.
I'm not going to change to fit your idea of what a
teen can and cannot do.
I don't want to live in a
world where my Hogwarts letter was never
sent (It got lost in the
mail)
Where my closet doesn't
lead to Narnia (The passageway is just
broken)
Where my book will never lead
to the Hundred Acre Wood
(Pooh got lost on the
way)
Or where magic doesn't
exist (Pfft. Like they'd let muggles
know of their existence)
I refuse to live in a world where
the Doctor doesn't save us
regularly (He's off on another
planet)
Where Sherlock doesn't
solve the hardest
crimes (He's still pretending he's
dead)
Or where Peter Pan is just a
children's
story (He's off fighting some
pirates)
Or where fantasies are just that
- fantasies
Sure,
I might be a teenager, but
my mailbox is still checked regularly, my closet searched, my
book opened, my window left unlocked.
"Grow up, get a life"
Yah right. Have fun in the real world.
and may the odds be ever in your
favor
What happens in a mind is so different from reality ;/
UNICORNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS NARNIAAAAAAAAAAAA CRUSHESSSSSSSSSSSSSS FRIENDSSSSSSSSSS
PUTTINGGGGGG TOOOOOOO MMANNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYY LEtTERRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSS IN A WORDDDDDDDDDDDDD
BEST THINGS EVERRRRRRRRRRRRR
Me: It's not like there isn't any air inside.
*initiate obvious sarcastic Jim Carrell voice so that it echoes into your brain juices*
THAT'S FUNNY, I HAVEN'T BUMPED INTO ONE OF YOU YET
Why would I like people like that?
I love being a unicorn along with my gerbil peasants that never judge me as we run into a pot of rainbows and suck on some skittle pops in the sunset as we live happily ever after together.and we all go to Narnia.
Don't judge
