Narnia Quotes

Harry Potter fans: I want to go to Hogwarts
Narnia fans: I want to go to Narnia
Hunger game fans: Nope I'm good


When I was 5, Peter Pan didn't come to my bedroom window.
When I was 8, I didn't find a wardrobe to Narnia.
When I was 11, my Hogwarts letter didn't come.
When I was 12, my satyr didn't show up to take me to Camp Half-Blood.
Gandalf, I'm counting on you to take me on an adventure when I'm 50.



Do you think there’s any way we can go back?
I left my new torch in Narnia.

Edmund Pevensie
I'm new to witty FABULESSNESS
I make soo much sence...
 and guess what im from NARNIA :3 UMADBRO?

 
Mufasa got a fake ID with Aslan on it and ditched

Simba to be a wise Lion in Narnia.
"Did you find Narnia in the wardrobe?"

"No Edmund, we found your pórn stash".

I SHALL HAVE FOUR CHILDREN.


My first daughter shall be named Stacey. Then I
can say, "I'm Stacey's mom and I have it goin' on,"
 
My first son shall be named Luke. Then my husband
 can say, "Luke, I am your father,"

My second daughter shall be named Narnia. So
  whenever I get something for her, I shall
 proclaim, "For Narnia!!!"

 And my last son shall be named Sparta. Thus,
 whenever I introduce him to someone, I shall
 announce, "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
One of us is big and brave
And one of us is tenderhearted
One of us is tempting fate
And the last but not least of us
Has faith enough for each of us.


Harry Potter Fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts.
Narnia Fans: I wanna go to Narnia.
Hunger Games Fans: Nope, I'm good.



 

Can anybody please tell me
Where the warderobe to Narnia is?
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