Best Narnia Quotes Ever

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When I was 5, Peter Pan didn't come to my bedroom window.
When I was 8, I didn't find a wardrobe to Narnia.
When I was 11, my Hogwarts letter didn't come.
When I was 12, my satyr didn't show up to take me to Camp Half-Blood.
Gandalf, I'm counting on you to take me on an adventure when I'm 50.



"Did you find Narnia in the wardrobe?"

"No Edmund, we found your pórn stash".
"GROW UP - get a life."

Excuse me?
I'm perfectly content, and let me tell you, I am not changing.
I don't want to live in a world where my Hogwarts letter was never even sent. (It was lost in the mail)
Where my closet never lead to Narnia (The passage way is broken)
Where my book will never take me to the Hundred Acre Woods (Pooh got lost)
Or where magic doesn't even exist (The wizards are hiding from the muggles)
I don't want to live in a world where the Doctor doesn't save us daily.
I refuse to go where vampires and werewolves don't exist
or where fantasies are just that - fantasies.

"Grow up - get a life"
Well you know what? Have fun in the real world.

And may the odds be ever in your favor.
 

The Awkward Moment
When you go into your wardrobe
looking for 
Narnia
but find
Monsters Inc.
Instead.

 
Dude I wasn't that drunk...

Bro, I found you in my closet, screaming, "THE PASSAGE TO NARNIA HAS BEEN SEALED"
 
  nmq



 
Harry Potter fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts
Narnia fans: I wanna go to Narnia
Hunger games fans: Nope, I'm good.
Harry Potter Fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts!
Narnia Fans: I wanna go to Narnia!
Hunger Games Fans: Nope, I'm good.


"GROW UP - get a life."
excuse me?


I am perfectly content with my life.
I'm not going to change to fit your idea of what a teen can and cannot do.



I don't want to live in a world where my Hogwarts letter was never sent
(It got lost in the mail)
Where my closet doesn't lead to Narnia (The passageway is just broken)
Where my book will never lead to the Hundred Acre Wood (Pooh got lost on the way)
Or where magic doesn't exist (Pfft. Like they'd let muggles know of their existence)
I refuse to live in a world where the Doctor doesn't save us regularly (He's off on another planet)
Where Sherlock doesn't solve the hardest crimes (He's still pretending he's dead)
Or where Peter Pan is just a children's story (He's off fighting some pirates)

Or where fantasies are just that - fantasies

Sure, I might be a teenager, but
my mailbox is still checked regularly, my closet searched, my book opened, my window left unlocked.

"Grow up, get a life"
Yah right. Have fun in the real world.

and may the odds be ever in your favor
 


When i was 8, i didnt find a wardrobe to Narnia.

When i was 11, my Hogwarts letter didnt come.

When i was 12, my satyr didnt show up to take me to Camp Half-Blood.


          Gandalf,


Im counting on you to take me on an adventure when im 50.
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