Nasa Quotes

Sending your selfies to NASA because you're a star
 

So NASA says that a strange rock appeared in front of the rover after taking another picture. Best description that NASA, the huge science aerodynamics group involving space discoveries, was that it looked like A JELLY DONUT. Ladies and gentlemen, if you don't recall, JFK said "Ich bin ein berliner" which translates to....I'm a jelly donut. WHICH MEANS: JFK IS FROM MARS, AND THAT PEOPLE FROM BERLIN, MARS. Just as your....fun theory of the day :D 
sending your selfies to NASA because you're a star
 

If the NASA should ever search for astronauts,
they could just be like, "Lose weight without exercise and even get paid for it!"
NASA confirmed that in 21/12 in the end of the afternoon, the sky will go dark and a strange phenomenon will appear that is called night
 


I always keep this one tab open 
that shows the NASA website so when my parents walk into my room I can switch to it and they think I'm actually doing something productive.

 







According to Nasa ,outer space smells similar to
fried steak and hot metal.
So it is possible that somewhere in the endless
universe there is a huge grill-planet that aliens
can have fun and relax while eating steak and
ssh/t and we are not even invited...








 
If you are willing to sit in bed for 87 days, for a research on the effects of zero gravity on your body, NASA will pay you $15000.

MOM, DAD, I JUST GOT A JOB AT NASA.
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