Nerds Quotes

Where all my theatre nerds at? Anybody else obsessed with Heathers the musical? Add my witty facebook! Reghan Alexis Witty!



I know it's bad, kid.
I got your back, kid.

 

 

''whenever you feel sad just remember that there are billions of cells in your body and all they care about is you''

Why do movies show "Nerdy Girls" as carrying a billion books and then portray then as physically weak?If a girl can carry Harry Potter series, LOtR trilogy and all of her textbooks, then she can probably lift the protagonist football star and throw him across the football field!
Random Stranger: What do you do for fun?

Me: Yeah....I'm a gamer....so I play games and stuff like that

Random Stranger: Um...I said something you do for FUN...

*Smacked across the face*

Me: YOU HAVE NO PLACE HERE.
If your a grammar police, sorry that I just made you go crazy... :)
A true fact about spiders is they can't 
run for extended periods of time
because they have asthma. All 
spiders are nerds. Even tarantulas.
Have you ever seen a spider dating a
hot babe? I doubt it. Spider flashing 
his cash in the club? Nope. Spider
pulling up beside you at the lights in
a lamborghini? Never happened.
They've got so many eyes because 
they love reading. Nerds. All of them

A guy in my Biology class came up with this pick up line
Your like an enzyme. You speed up my chemical reaction. 
Nerdy Boys<3
Misterious Boys<3
Boys<3
I hate the nerds that cover up their answers. I mean, come on,
Let's work together, bro
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