Best Nerds Quotes Today

HEY 'POPULAR KIDS'
I bet they didnt name a candy after you, like they did with us.
Sincerly, 
NERDS
 

Nerds like us are allowed to be


unironically enthusiastic

about stuff. Nerds are allowed to love stuff, like,

j u m p - u p - a n d - d o w n - i n - y o u r - c h a i r - c a n ' t - c o n t r o l - y o u r s e l f

LOVE it. When people call people Nerds,

mostly what they're saying is "You like stuff."

Which is not  a good insult at all. Like,

"You are too enthusiastic

about the miracle  of human consciousness."

                                                                ~John Green
 

There was a boy. 
He was a "nerd" freshman.
With no friends.
So one day, he took all his books home and 
On the sidewalk, he tripped. 
So the jock of the freshman saw him, and reached out to help him. 
The jock invited him over to his house, to play some video games. 
They became friends, more like best friends. 
Four years later, graduation came. 
The nerd freshman was the senior valedictorian. 
And he gave his speech; 
"I just want to thank my best friend for helping me when I dropped my books that day, four years ago. I was carrying all my books home because I didn't want my mom to do it for me. I was going to do suicide. Thank-you for saving my life." He said crying. 







Thank you for reading this; this is a true story, to prove that  jocks aren't always mean. And that's how to save a life.

A true fact about spiders is they can't 

run for extended periods of time
because they have asthma. All 
spiders are nerds. Even tarantulas.
Have you ever seen a spider dating a
hot babe? I doubt it. Spider flashing 
his cash in the club? Nope. Spider
pulling up beside you at the lights in
a lamborghini? Never happened.
They've got so many eyes because 
they love reading. Nerds. All of them

"Witty is only for boring nerds who don't have any friends."
"Actually, no. It's only for creative nerds who don't want any friends."

Random Stranger: What do you do for fun?

Me: Yeah....I'm a gamer....so I play games and stuff like that

Random Stranger: Um...I said something you do for FUN...

*Smacked across the face*

Me: YOU HAVE NO PLACE HERE.

that tiny hollow feeling you get when you've finished reading the last book of a series

#nerdprobs

"Nerds
          like us,
     are allowed to be
  U N I R O N I C A L L Y
     enthusiastic about stuff.
Nerds,
are allowed to love
                  stuff, like,
       'jump-up-and-down-in-your-chair-
 can't-control-yourself' LOVE IT.
Mostly, what they're saying is,
'You like stuff.'
                                       Which is not a good
                                                     insult at all."

-John Green

Why do movies show "Nerdy Girls" as carrying a billion books and then portray then as physically weak?If a girl can carry Harry Potter series, LOtR trilogy and all of her textbooks, then she can probably lift the protagonist football star and throw him across the football field!

''whenever you feel sad just remember that there are billions of cells in your body and all they care about is you''