Guys
are
like
the
weather
in New
England...
Stupid and inconsistent
Stupid and inconsistent
Dear New England,
Please make up your mind, I am kinda tired of
digging out my boots and mittens one day
then throwing on shorts and a tank top the next
Lets go Patriots!
Winter Storms in New
England
Locals before the storm hits: Ugh, that's NOTHING. Remember the [insert blizzard/winter storm here]? Weathermen are a bunch of pússies. We probably won't even get anything.
Locals DURING the storm: SWEET JESUS IT'S THE GODDÁMN WHITE APOCALYPSE. I HAVE LIVED HERE ALL MY LIFE BUT I SUDDENLY CAN'T REMEMBER HOW TO DRIVE IN THE SNOW. QUICK! GET ME BREAD AND MILK AND ENOUGH ICE MELT TO FILL A SMALL SWIMMING POOL.
Locals before the storm hits: Ugh, that's NOTHING. Remember the [insert blizzard/winter storm here]? Weathermen are a bunch of pússies. We probably won't even get anything.
Locals DURING the storm: SWEET JESUS IT'S THE GODDÁMN WHITE APOCALYPSE. I HAVE LIVED HERE ALL MY LIFE BUT I SUDDENLY CAN'T REMEMBER HOW TO DRIVE IN THE SNOW. QUICK! GET ME BREAD AND MILK AND ENOUGH ICE MELT TO FILL A SMALL SWIMMING POOL.
You had me at 'Go Patriots'
new england has 6
states but, let's be real, connecticut doesn't really
count.
getting yelled at for adjusting the air conditioner?
yep, it's definitely summer.
They're playing for every New
England mom and dad who ever woke up to
drive kids to the rink at 6
a.m., and drank hot chocolate while
they waited in the cold.
They're playing for the Revere girls with the big hair and the O'Reilly sweaters; for the shot-and-beer guys who pour every dollar of expendable income into the hockey budget.
They're playing to avenge losing Bobby Orr to Chicago, too many men in Montreal, free agents never signed, trades that went bad, unspeakable injuries, and Game 7 disappointments.
But, most of all, they're playing for us.
Long live the Boston Bruins
They're playing for the Revere girls with the big hair and the O'Reilly sweaters; for the shot-and-beer guys who pour every dollar of expendable income into the hockey budget.
They're playing to avenge losing Bobby Orr to Chicago, too many men in Montreal, free agents never signed, trades that went bad, unspeakable injuries, and Game 7 disappointments.
But, most of all, they're playing for us.
Long live the Boston Bruins
so the other day it was really hot out, so i turned off the heat in my house,
assuming that it was finally spring and that heat wasn't needed. then i woke
up the next morning absolutely freezing and my dad told me that i wasn't
allowed to touch the heat anymore. apparently, spring is still on it's way..
