Best Nmf Quotes Ever

The lady at Target couldn't scan my item
and just looked at me and said "just take it. i hate this f//cking place"

me: ew the ice cream is melting 
my friend: quick! put it close to your heart to keep it cold
*when i was at mcdonalds in the mall food court*
*girl takes spoon from counter*
employee:
hey! you have to buy something to take the spoon!
girl: *takes one lick from the spoon and slowly backs away*
me: wtf just happened. 
;
A semi-colon represents where a sentence could have ended, but it didn't.
It didn't end because you, the writer, chose for it to keep going. 
                                   Just like with life.
 
 


Do you really want to erase your all memories ?             |X|

NO
YES

That one quote that we see over and over again....
but we favorite it anyways.
I'll just hug my pillow and pretend it has feelings for me...








 

ROSES ARE RED

MY BINOCULARS ARE

BLUE

YOUR CURTAINS ARE

OPEN

I'M WATCHING YOU




 





 
f o r m a t  j i m m y 3 6 5



There gonna make a movie about Witty called,
The Anti-Social Network


I AM NOT WHAT
HAS HAPPENED TO ME.

I AM WHAT I
CHOOSE TO BECOME.


 
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