Best Nmq Quotes This Month

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, “What does love mean?” 

The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: 

“When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.” 
- Rebecca - age 8 

“When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.” 
- Billy - age 4 

“Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.” 
- Karl - age 5 

“Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.” 
- Chrissy - age 6 

“Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.” 
- Terri - age 4 

“Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.” 
- Danny - age 7 

“Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. 
My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss” 
- Emily - age 8 

“Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.” 
- Bobby - age 7 (Wow!) 

“If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.”
- Nikka - age 6 

(we need a few million more Nikkas on this planet) 

“Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.” 
- Noelle - age 7 

“Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.” 
- Tommy - age 6 

“During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. 

He was the only one doing that. I wasn’t scared anymore.” 
- Cindy - age 8 

“My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don’t see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.” 
- Clare - age 6 

“Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.” 
- Elaine - age 5 

“Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.” 
- Chris - age 7 

“Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.” 
- Mary Ann - age 4 

“I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.” 
- Lauren - age 4 

“When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.” (what an image) 
- Karen - age 7 

“Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn’t think it’s gross.” 
- Mark - age 6 

“You really shouldn’t say ‘I love you’ unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.” 
- Jessica - age 8

The lady at Target couldn't scan my item
and just looked at me and said "just take it. i hate this f//cking place"





so he calls me up and he’s like “i still love you” and i’m like “wait are you joe, taylor, lucas, john, cory, toby, jake, zac, garrett, eddie, conor, patrick, or harry?”








one time
i was at my friend’s house while her sister was getting arrested and 3 cops walk into the house one checks all the rooms and when he looks in the first bathroom there i am sitting on the toilet seat in south park boxers shaving my legs and we just lock eyes and i just kinda freeze and after like 4 seconds of absolute silence i’m like “…what seems to be the problem officer” and he shut the door on me

 



 

 
f o r m a t  j i m m y 3 6 5



 
"I
had my period before I was 14 and I was at my guy-friend's house,
i forgot to bring pads and his parents were there.We were eating strawberries on his white couch, and I didn't realise i had bled through my shorts onto his white couch while i was wearing WHITE SHORTS. His parents left the room and I got up and saw blood everywhere and started crying and he grabbed the strawberries and mashed them on the couch and on me and himself quickly and when his parents came back, he said,
"we had a fruit war."







 


sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club penguin


 


Sõ Î hëärd ŷòü lïkæ ßóÿs ŵìth åccënts
she's broken
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Format by Breeze
"So what are you learning in math?"

That is an excellent question










NMQ


i literally never had a stage where i thought boys were icky and gross
i've literally been chasin the d since fresh out the womb



 
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