Nobutreally Quotes


~hells yeah pointless birthday quote~
i wanna know what goes through a boy's mind when he's falling for a girl.

 

So I've come to the realization that we all go through those really embarrassing fazes that just make us do this full-body cringe and we all seem to think that we're in our prime right now and we're done with our fazes when the truth of the matter is that we could be right in the middle of a horrifying faze right now and not even know it. 


This is for your Tori10176, What is the difference between trampolines and babies? ...I take my shoes off before jumping on trampolines. What is the difference between a nice sports car and a pile of dead people? I don't have a nice sports car in my garage. What is the difference between babies and my delicates? ...I put my delicates in a littke bag before putting them in the washing machine. What is the difference between my pet cat and any child I have babysat for? ...My pet cat is still alive. Ouhh, guys these are all jokes! I have no intent of killing, jumping on, or putting children through washing machines.
Mini cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes? Which is already a mini version of cake? Honestly, where does it end with you people?




that terrifying feeling when you are
finsihing a book and there aren't enough pages left for all of the things that need to happen.



 



hi ... existo.. 

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