i love when i get invited to things
oh wait i don't
cause people never think to invite me
and then people ask why i didnt come and be social
like if you dont GAF to invite me
dont ask why i didnt come and rub it in my face
smh i hate people...
How can you call your teenage daughter fat? You are supposed to
be my mother. I hope you know I lost all respect for you. All of
it. I end up in the hospital, just know its your fault.
Me: *Shopping for
bras*
Me: *Sees hot guy
coming* Me:Mom, hold the bras quick.
I don't want him looking at me. Mom:I
don't think he'd even look at you without the
bras. Me:.....
Mom: And
I'm not kidding.