Best None Quotes This Week

 

It's not true thayocan't
love others if you don't love yourself.
Sompualthe lovthey have
into others and are left with none to keep.  ♥
 

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it's the remix to ignition,
college student edition.
i eat poptarts for dinner,
i can't afford my tuition.



 






i hope they serve jack daniels in hell





 



Scientist: "On average teenagers go on the internet 16 hours a week."
Me: "You mean per day."
Scientist: "what?"
Me: "what?"


 

   Think they're your friends?

Think again.
Me: *trips in hallway* OW. MY PRIDE
Normal Girls: I hate when guys fall all over me when I'm taken but completely ignore me when I'm single
Me: I hate when guys ignore me when I'm single and still ignore me when I'm STILL single




honestly, i either way yogas
or leggings about 99% of the time



 
Me: *Shopping for bras
Me:
*Sees hot guy coming*
Me: Mom, hold the bras quick. I don't want him looking at me.
Mom: I don't think he'd even look at you without the bras.
Me:.....
Mom: And I'm not kidding.





Worst Part You Ask?
True Story.


I watched the entire Adventure Time 7 hour marathon. I have not one bit of life.
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