Noodle Quotes




i'm useless, but not for long

If anyone ever tells U, Ur dreams are silly, just remember there's a millionaire walking around who invented the pool noodle.


I see all these quotes, about how people have lost/gained pride in humanity,
And I'm just like.... oh that's a nice leaf.









What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.







 
I don't understand why people get tattoos with a anchor then it says "I will not sink."
I mean, anchors sink, why not get a pool noodle tattoo.
That makes more sense.

 
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