Best Nope Quotes This Week

One time I tried socializing,
never again.

 



me: *sees Back to School advertisements*
me: *screams*







"I hate Miley Cyrus"
No you don't.


You hate her because society does.
You hate her because of what you saw.
Not what you know.



 



Yes, Facebook.

I do know them.

Do  I want to be their friend?

No.








~sandrasaurus format~

How many calories does twerking get rid of? 
A butt load.
I'm nothing special in any way.



 


have you ever looked at yourself and been like noooooooooooooopppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee







 


You know how some days you feel
like a professional artist and you can draw
anything in the world then on other days you
feel like sitting in the corner and crying for 7
hours straight because you can't draw a
decent line

 
I don't hate on anything.
I respect other's opinions.
I just state mine as well.
Don't hate on mine either, ok?



Crush: *kisses girl*
People around me: aww how cute
Me: yeah *grabs knife*
Me: how adorable *stabs myself in the face*



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