“
You'll never
guess what
I found
in my
sock last
night.
Go ahead-
Guess!
#SpongebobHipsterpants
”
I didn't want your help.
Stop acting so proud, like you dramatically changed everything.
Stop acting so proud, like you dramatically changed everything.
Crush: *kisses girl*
People around me: aww how cute
Me: yeah *grabs knife*
Me: how adorable *stabs myself in the face*
"i dont
want
to be
here"
My boyfriend: I
hope you like
the gift I'm going to give you for
our 6 months.
Me: I'd like anything you give me.
Me: Except herpes. I would not
like herpes.
the gift I'm going to give you for
our 6 months.
Me: I'd like anything you give me.
Me: Except herpes. I would not
like herpes.
My cousin asked me to go to the movies this weekend
And i just said no, if it's going to just be him and his girlfriend.
Why would i want to go if i'm gonna be the third wheel?
Don't get me wrong, it was nice of him to invite me.
But i just don't want to go i'm just going to be alone.
I'm just going to be there while they act all couple-lyy and shizz.
Uhmm, no thanks.
And i just said no, if it's going to just be him and his girlfriend.
Why would i want to go if i'm gonna be the third wheel?
Don't get me wrong, it was nice of him to invite me.
But i just don't want to go i'm just going to be alone.
I'm just going to be there while they act all couple-lyy and shizz.
Uhmm, no thanks.
Kid: I run 5 miles a day to stay fit
Me: ha
Me: *ten minutes later* haha
Me: *an hour later* hahaha
Me: *at home* hahahahaha
Me: *seven years later* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I can't hang out
tomorrow...
I'm too busy doing nothing
alone.
Sorry.
I'm too busy doing nothing
alone.
Sorry.
