Nutella Quotes

So, short story...
Last night, I was out trick or treating.
I came to an old lady's house. 
She said, "Sorry dear, I don't have any candy left."
I told her, "Thats okay, Happy Halloween!"
She handed me an un-opened jar of Nutella and said, "Happy Halloween to you to darling."
And well, long story short, I think I am in love with the old lady <3

Girls my age: So I like this guy. He often flirts with me, but a friend of mine tells me he is a player and flirts with others too. My BFF says his friend really likes me. But I don't like him, so....

Me: Where the f/ck is my nutella

If you're a guy,
and at my household unless you're prepared to wear sweatpants, eat Chinese food,watch movies, and cuddle I suggest
You leave.

movies and eat Nutella all night. Yep, great way to
spend a Saturday night.

 

Money can’t

buy happiness

But it can buy

nutella

And that is

basically same thing

 

my mom gets home from work
mom: did you eat anything when you got home from school?
me: more like what didnt I eat..

          My Mom: *Tries to sneakily stash Nutella away+
          Me: *Sickeningly Sweet Tone* Ohhhh motherrrr. 
          Mom: *Freezes half way through closing cabinet door* 
          Mom: *stares at me*
          Me: Watcha got there? 
          Mom: *Raises hands and gives over Nutella*
          Me: That's what I thought.