Teacher: What was the best thing that happened to you this week?
Popular Girl: I went on a super romantic date with my boyfriend, and he
bought me this infinite ring, and I think I'm totes in love!
Football Player: I led my team to the state champs!
Me:....
Me: I bought Nutella.
Me: And I ate, all of it.
I'm
alone.
My only fiend in this day,
Is: The Nutella ^^
My only fiend in this day,
Is: The Nutella ^^
nutella is a very
healthy breakfast because it consists of:
1. Hazelnuts: reduce risks of cardiovascular disease,
proteins, fiber, help lose weight.
2. Cocoa: improves mood, lessens risks of illness,
vitamins, minerals, antioxidants.
3. Happiness
1. Hazelnuts: reduce risks of cardiovascular disease,
proteins, fiber, help lose weight.
2. Cocoa: improves mood, lessens risks of illness,
vitamins, minerals, antioxidants.
3. Happiness
KEPP CALM
AND
LOVE NUTELLA B*TCH!
I get scared when I think
Would've there's no gold at the end of the rainbow
Would've there's no joy after pain
Would've there's no more nutella left.
I Love My Nutella!
This is Really How The Ice-breaker Went in School
Teacher: Welcome to ninth grade, go around and introduce yourselves, say something about yourself- your age, your name, and a fact about you. Start us off, *kids name*
Kid: I'm *name*, I'm 14 and I play 6 sports after school; football, baseball, basketball, motorcross, swimming, and hockey.
Teacher: That's great! I'm sure you've won your fair share of championships.
Girl: I'm *name*, I'm 14 and I dance hip hop and ballet after school on Tuesday and Thursday.
Teacher: You'll have to show us someday.
Me: I'm Caitlin, I'm 13 and I... like cheese pizza... and nutella.
Teacher: That's... nice.
Me: Okay, so today I'm
going to spend 2 hours on the treadmill, 1 hour on
the elliptical, and then another 3 hours riding my bike.
Me: *Spends the whole day watching tv, playing Plants VS Zombies, and eating Nutella and chips*
Me: *Spends the whole day watching tv, playing Plants VS Zombies, and eating Nutella and chips*
To Do List:
-Buy nutella
-Find a spoon
-Eat
-Buy nutella
-Find a spoon
-Eat
