I wanna be a panda
bear so 'freakin bad,
I WANNA BE ON THE COVER OF ZOO MAGAZINES
SMILING NEXT TO ZEBRA AND THE PIG
OH EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES
I SEE MYSELF BLACK AND WHITE
A DIFFERENT ZOO EVERY NIGHT, OH I SWEAR
THE WORLD BETTER PREPARE
FOR WHEN I'M A PANDA BEAR
I
just read that
Some thieves stole over 5 tons of
Nutella.
Alright, which one of you was it?
Alright, which one of you was it?
"I
wish I
was skinny,"
I say as I shove Nutella into my mouth.
I say as I shove Nutella into my mouth.
There should be like a Witty Olympics or a Witty Challenge kinda
thing
We would all gather and meet together and the challenges would be
-Putting a certain quote up the fastest
-Who can eat the jar of nutella fastest
- Who can stay inside with a limited amount of supplies the longest
- Who can figure out how to turn the wifi back on the fastest
- Who can groom a cat the fastest AND make the job done the best
-Who can smuggle food without getting caught
- And Who is willing enough to even come to these challenges rather than stay at home and be on Witty there.
1st place out of all the events combine - Witty Gold Medal, a personal visit from Steve, a Witty Olympic/athon Champion shirt,and a 5 year weekly supply of nutella
2nd- Witty silver medal, 1 year weekly supply of nutella, and a normal Witty Olympic/athon shirt
3rd- Witty bronze medal, 1/2 year weekly supply of nutella, and a normal Witty Olympic/athon shirt
The rest or anyone who participated would get a normal Witty Olympic/athon Shirt and a Kitty Kat Mr. Potato head.
:) LET THE WITTY GAMES COMENCE
We would all gather and meet together and the challenges would be
-Putting a certain quote up the fastest
-Who can eat the jar of nutella fastest
- Who can stay inside with a limited amount of supplies the longest
- Who can figure out how to turn the wifi back on the fastest
- Who can groom a cat the fastest AND make the job done the best
-Who can smuggle food without getting caught
- And Who is willing enough to even come to these challenges rather than stay at home and be on Witty there.
1st place out of all the events combine - Witty Gold Medal, a personal visit from Steve, a Witty Olympic/athon Champion shirt,and a 5 year weekly supply of nutella
2nd- Witty silver medal, 1 year weekly supply of nutella, and a normal Witty Olympic/athon shirt
3rd- Witty bronze medal, 1/2 year weekly supply of nutella, and a normal Witty Olympic/athon shirt
The rest or anyone who participated would get a normal Witty Olympic/athon Shirt and a Kitty Kat Mr. Potato head.
:) LET THE WITTY GAMES COMENCE
Who else has done this?
1) You're on Witty
2) You close the tab
3) You just kinda ponder
blankly for a few seconds
4) Get right back on Witty.
1) You're on Witty
2) You close the tab
3) You just kinda ponder
blankly for a few seconds
4) Get right back on Witty.
'I hate Nutella.'
Said no one, ever.
Said no one, ever.
No.
I did not just spend an hour listening to songs about Nutella.
No.
it was 2 hours....
I did not just spend an hour listening to songs about Nutella.
No.
it was 2 hours....
