Friend: that's wrong you don't say
“When was this country founded?"
You say “when did they find this country?"
Me: This is coming from the person who spelt the word
“no one."
“k n o w o n e."
Girl near me: that's how it's spelt isn't it?
Me: I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
When someone
says: 'Well, talk about you' it's like:
me: shït
me: hail mary, who I am?
me: shït
me: hail mary, who I am?
there is always that one person in your class that thinks
they're funny so they somehow need to comment on
everything
k so my chem teacher used the word yo correctly and wtf
Dad: So when did you
find out Santa Claus wasn't real?
Me: What.
Childhood ruined.
Me: What.
Childhood ruined.
Home
alone, family-sized pack of Doritos,
23 cats and an internet connection?
Of course I won't throw a wild party all alone, that would be sad!
23 cats and an internet connection?
Of course I won't throw a wild party all alone, that would be sad!
