friend:
hey, have you heard of [insert thing i'm obsessed with]
me: [eyes widen]
me: [internally shrieks, sirens go off inside
brain, clenches fists to refrain from bouncing off the roof and
propelling self into space, dry sobs at the thought of the thing,
tries not to scream into person's face about how cool the thing
is]
me: yeah they're cool