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oh my god becky look at her butt
oh my god who the hell cares
oh my god karen you can't just ask people why they're white
oh my god witty is the best website ever
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                                                  mermaids swim by twerking do you ever just think about that

 
It's Halloween time again.
I guess you could say that's deja boo.
 

Everybody knows a d/ouchebag named Tyler






one of my friends noticed a mosquito had landed on his bicep so he flexed and the rush of blood to his biceps muscle filled up the mosquito so much it exploded and to this day it’s one of the most badbutt things I’ve ever heard







 
 
"EPIC FAIL!!"
I exclaim! I have just gotten my paper on the epic, The Odyssey, back from my english teacher. I failed it. A 54%. My overall grade in the class has dropped down to an 82%. My parents must never find out about this failure.
friend: hey, have you heard of [insert thing i'm obsessed with]
me: [eyes widen]
me: [internally shrieks, sirens go off inside brain, clenches fists to refrain from bouncing off the roof and propelling self into space, dry sobs at the thought of the thing, tries not to scream into person's face about how cool the thing is]
me: yeah they're cool
 
MY MOM JUST CAME IN
MY ROOM LIKE 5 SECONDS AGO AND SHE SAYS, "Honey, don't go in the basement. It's flooding with poop."

uMMM ?????????????
                                   
                                 what if your webcam was on right now and you were being broadcasted in Times Square


its been 12 years since shrek came out and im still having trouble coping with the fact that donkey f/cked a dragon
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