Ohno Quotes

I know exactly what I want and who I want to be,
I know exactly why I walk and talk like a machine,
I'm now becoming my own self-fulfilled prophecy
Can I have a magic fairy
To clean my room
Dangit, I have all these quotes that I want to delete, but then I see 2 people favorited it and I'm like "Oh no, what if I changed their life?!"
I wish I was a turtle
So I could hide in my shell
I hate it when I'm in the middle of writing something, and my browser crashes, leading me to throw my phone to the ground, and blast it into smithereens with my hand grenade, only to realize I don't have a phone anymore. Oh damn...
And then you remember you had homework.

Have you ever not liked anyone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all, then they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you just kinda freeze and think
oh
oh no
So I thought I was home alone and since I live in an old house I'm used to squeaky floors and creaky windows. I hear some noises from where I was down stairs and I thought nothing of it. I put on a night gown that midly resembles a dress from the Titanic movie and started belting out my heart will go on and dancing, I ran upstairs and started spinning and I jumped in the air and turned for my big finish. I looked up and saw my mother sitting with six people from work and seven parents of people whom go to my school.


 
 

"TV TAUGHT ME

HOW TO FEEL,

NOW REAL LIFE 

HAS NO APPEAL"



 
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*sees shirt I like in store*
*beats chest*
*claims as my own*
*spits at enimies* 
*looks at price tag*
*dies*


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