Best Ohno Quotes This Year









In 1000 years, archeologists
will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.






 


 




having a crush is like having that
little piece of rock stuck in your shoe and you stop walking and shake it out and you're pretty sure it's gone but then like a half an hour later, you feel it in under your toe and you're like oh no.




 



BravoSierra's format

 
                             When everything is happily resolved but the book still has 200 pages left
 
 



"Your bra strap is showing."


Oh no, no one can know that I, a teenage girl, am wearing a bra.


Someone call Victoria because her Secret's out.

 




Mom: How many classes do you have with someone you know? 
Me: 2 out of 8 
Mom: Time to make friends!
Me: Time to be a loner!




So I thought I was home alone and since I live in an old house I'm used to squeaky floors and creaky windows. I hear some noises from where I was down stairs and I thought nothing of it. I put on a night gown that midly resembles a dress from the Titanic movie and started belting out my heart will go on and dancing, I ran upstairs and started spinning and I jumped in the air and turned for my big finish. I looked up and saw my mother sitting with six people from work and seven parents of people whom go to my school.

that one boy that gives you

Butterflies


 
It makes me sick to my stomach
to know that I've been falling in love
with someone who isn't my boyfriend
                       
                   Me:
no mum don't open that drawer….that's where i keep my drugs…
                   Mum:
*opens it anyway*
                  *all 40 kidz bop cds spill out*

 
I wish I was a turtle
So I could hide in my shell
People You Might Like
  • Steve
  • Dudu*
  • mariah_love1369
  • halfempty
  • Skimrande
  • tornedsoul*
  • DJ*
Newest Wittians
  • avouvali
  • Lindasib
  • BobbyeriStUsh
  • Lewisuhagab
  • ThomasovCok
  • Buffka
  • cosmetictattooingbrisbane