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WITTY SURVEY:
Cross Off the Things You Have Done
Graduated high school
Kissed Someone
Smoked a cigarette
Got so drunk you passed out

Rode in a police car for something you didn't do

Rode every ride at an amusement park
Collected something really stupid
Gone to a rock concert
Helped someone

Gone fishing

Watched four movies in one night
Gone long periods of time without sleep
Lied to someone
Snorted cocaine
Failed a class

Dealt drugs
Been in a car accident
Been in a tornado
Done hard drugs
Watched someone die

Been at a funeral
Burned yourself

Ran a marathon
Cried yourself to sleep
Spent over $200 in one day

Flown on a plane
Cheated on someone
Been cheated on
Written a 10 page letter
Gone skiing

Been sailing
Cut yourself on accident
Had a best friend

Lost someone you loved
Shoplifted something

Been to jail
Dangerously close to being in jail
Skipped school
Skipped class
Had detention

Got in trouble for something you didn't do
Stolen books from the library
Gone to a different country
Dropped out of school
Been in a mental hospital

Been treated in a mental hospital
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies
Had an online diary
Fired a gun
Had a yard sale

Had a lemonade stand
Actually made money at a lemonade stand
Been in a school play
Been fired from a job
Taken a lie detector test

Swam with dolphins
Gone to sea world
Voted for someone on a reality TV show
Written poetry
Read more than 20 books a
 year
Written a 30 page essay
Gone to Europe
Loved someone you shouldn't have
Befriended someone you shouldn't have
Used a coloring book over age 12 (I wish I could cross this out more than once)

Had surgery
Had stitches

Taken a taxi
Seen the Washington Monument
Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once

Overdosed
Had a drug or alcohol problem
Relative to someone who had a serious alcohol/drug problem
Been in a fist fight
Suffered any form of abuse

Gone surfing in California
Had a hamster
Pet a wild animal
Used a credit card
Did “spirit day” at school

Dyed your hair
Got a tattoo (SOO CLOSEEE)
Had something pierced
Got straight As
Been on the honor roll
Known someone with HIV or AIDS
 
 
 

If I didn't think about him enough before,
there is an ad for a movie all over the internet
announcing some guy with the same name.
Thanks, internet. I thought you were my friend.
I hate the Twitter step-by-step beginner thing.
Maybe I didn't want to follow 5 people, Twitter. But thanks anyway.
So today this girl at my school found out that she was pregnat and as she was crying her boyfriend was laughing and saying "can we name it Broccoli"
Broccoli
BROccoli
BROCCOLI
"YES HELLO THIS IS MY CHILD BROCCOLI"


I had this geography test and I had no clue what I was doing , so for the multipul choice I did a pattern and the short answer I drew little lions and then in the essay part I wrote it using cat puns and my teacher gave me a 50% for creativity.

mom: *her baby bump makes a weird noise*
me: aww, she sounds like a baby Smaug
mom: I'm going to give birth to Benedict Cumberbatch?
me:
mom:
me:

mom: lol I hope so
me: what.

ok so apparently there’s this restaurant that just opened where i live and they serve kangaroo.
it’s like you walk in casually and you’re just like, “yeah i’ll order the kangaroo please with a side of fries and some salad oh and don’t forget the ketchup.”
what the literal f.ck.
One time I accidentally tried to call my dad using a remote control
Having feelings is ruining my reputation of being a heartless btch.

So I dyed my hair electric red today.
I had my glasses on because I was reading while I was waiting for it to dry.
 My brother just walked into the room and is now on the floor dying laughing
because apparently "I look like Grell and this is perfect because my boyfriend looks like Sebastian,"

 
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