WITTY SURVEY:
Cross Off the Things You Have Done
Kissed Someone
Smoked a cigarette
Got so drunk you passed out
Collected something really stupid
Helped someone
Gone fishing
Snorted cocaine
Failed a class
Dealt drugs
Been in a tornado
Watched someone die
Burned yourself
Ran a marathon
Cheated on someone
Been cheated on
Been sailing
Had a best friend
Shoplifted something
Been to jail
Skipped class
Had detention
Stolen books from the library
Dropped out of school
Been in a mental hospital
Been treated in a mental hospital
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies
Had an online diary
Had a yard sale
Actually made money at a lemonade stand
Been in a school play
Been fired from a job
Swam with dolphins
Gone to sea world
Voted for someone on a reality TV show
Written poetry
Gone to Europe
Loved someone you shouldn't have
Had stitches
Taken a taxi
Seen the Washington Monument
Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once
Been in a fist fight
Suffered any form of abuse
Gone surfing in California
Pet a wild animal
Did “spirit day” at school
Dyed your hair
Got a tattoo
Got straight As
Been on the honor roll
Known someone with HIV or AIDS
If I didn't think
about him enough before,
there is an ad for a movie all over the internet
announcing some guy with the same name.
Thanks, internet. I thought you were my friend.
there is an ad for a movie all over the internet
announcing some guy with the same name.
Thanks, internet. I thought you were my friend.
I hate the
Twitter step-by-step beginner thing.
Maybe I didn't want to follow 5 people, Twitter. But thanks anyway.
Maybe I didn't want to follow 5 people, Twitter. But thanks anyway.
So today this girl at my school found out that she was pregnat and
as she was crying her boyfriend was laughing and saying
"can we name it Broccoli"
Broccoli
BROccoli
BROCCOLI
"YES HELLO THIS IS MY CHILD BROCCOLI"
Broccoli
BROccoli
BROCCOLI
"YES HELLO THIS IS MY CHILD BROCCOLI"
I had this geography test and I had no
clue what I was doing , so for the multipul choice I did
a pattern and the short answer I
drew little lions and then in the essay
part I wrote it using cat puns and my
teacher gave me a 50% for
creativity.
mom: *her baby bump makes a weird noise*
me: aww, she sounds like a baby Smaug
mom: I'm going to give birth to Benedict Cumberbatch?
me:
mom:
me:
mom: lol I hope so
me: what.
ok so apparently there’s this restaurant that just opened where i live and they serve kangaroo.
it’s like you walk in casually and you’re just like, “yeah i’ll order the kangaroo please with a side of fries and some salad oh and don’t forget the ketchup.”
what the literal f.ck.
Having
feelings
is ruining
my reputation
of being
a heartless
btch.
So I dyed my hair electric red today.
I had my glasses on because I was reading while I was waiting for it to dry.
My brother just walked into the room and is now on the floor dying laughing
because apparently "I look like Grell and
this is perfect because my boyfriend looks like
Sebastian,"
