love me?
Great.
hate me? Even better.
got a problem with me? Solve it.
can't stand me? Sit down.
can't face me? Turn around.
think I'm trippin? Tie my shoe.
don't know me? Don't judge me.
think you know me? You have no idea.
hate me? Even better.
got a problem with me? Solve it.
can't stand me? Sit down.
can't face me? Turn around.
think I'm trippin? Tie my shoe.
don't know me? Don't judge me.
think you know me? You have no idea.
School
Authoritian figure
Dress code
Emphasis on silence and order
Negative reinforcement
Walk in lines
Loss of individual anatonomy
Abridged freedom
No input in decision making
Set times for walking, eating etc
Prison
Authoritian figure
Dress code
Emphasis on silence and order
Negative reinforcement
Walk in lines
Loss of individual anatonomy
Abridged freedom
No input in decision making
Set times for walking, eating etc
Authoritian figure
Dress code
Emphasis on silence and order
Negative reinforcement
Walk in lines
Loss of individual anatonomy
Abridged freedom
No input in decision making
Set times for walking, eating etc
Prison
Authoritian figure
Dress code
Emphasis on silence and order
Negative reinforcement
Walk in lines
Loss of individual anatonomy
Abridged freedom
No input in decision making
Set times for walking, eating etc
Grandma: I'm going to go buy myself a
motorcycle.
Me: Why?
Grandma: So that I don't have to ask people for rides. I can just be like VROOM VROOM Later dudes!
Me: But you have a ride.... *points to the car we are inside and she is driving*
Grandma: No I need a motorcycle. I need a Harley baby.
Me: Um.... okay then. *looks out window to the cloud she claims is Raffy*
Me: Why?
Grandma: So that I don't have to ask people for rides. I can just be like VROOM VROOM Later dudes!
Me: But you have a ride.... *points to the car we are inside and she is driving*
Grandma: No I need a motorcycle. I need a Harley baby.
Me: Um.... okay then. *looks out window to the cloud she claims is Raffy*
mom: *her baby bump makes a weird noise*
me: aww, she sounds like a baby Smaug
mom: I'm going to give birth to Benedict Cumberbatch?
me:
mom:
me:
mom: lol I hope so
me: what.
Having
feelings
is ruining
my reputation
of being
a heartless
btch.
WITTY SURVEY:
Cross Off the Things You Have Done
Kissed Someone
Smoked a cigarette
Got so drunk you passed out
Collected something really stupid
Helped someone
Gone fishing
Snorted cocaine
Failed a class
Dealt drugs
Been in a tornado
Watched someone die
Burned yourself
Ran a marathon
Cheated on someone
Been cheated on
Been sailing
Had a best friend
Shoplifted something
Been to jail
Skipped class
Had detention
Stolen books from the library
Dropped out of school
Been in a mental hospital
Been treated in a mental hospital
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies
Had an online diary
Had a yard sale
Actually made money at a lemonade stand
Been in a school play
Been fired from a job
Swam with dolphins
Gone to sea world
Voted for someone on a reality TV show
Written poetry
Gone to Europe
Loved someone you shouldn't have
Had stitches
Taken a taxi
Seen the Washington Monument
Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once
Been in a fist fight
Suffered any form of abuse
Gone surfing in California
Pet a wild animal
Did “spirit day” at school
Dyed your hair
Got a tattoo
Got straight As
Been on the honor roll
Known someone with HIV or AIDS
So I dyed my hair electric red today.
I had my glasses on because I was reading while I was waiting for it to dry.
My brother just walked into the room and is now on the floor dying laughing
because apparently "I look like Grell and
this is perfect because my boyfriend looks like
Sebastian,"
Sticks and stones won't break
my bones by jumping in front of a bus will.
If you're ever feeling down, or bad about yourself. Try to remember that
Today I was picking up dog crap with a plastic back, and I didn't realize there was a hole in the bag until threw it away and looked at my now dog sh smeared hand.
Thanks.
