Best Old Quotes Ever

Today, my Grandad turned 91. He barely has enough strength to speak. But everytime my Nan walks into the room to check on him, he says, "Hello beautiful"

not mine but i love it

Do you guys realize it's my freaking birthday?
OH MY GOD.
I am getting older
*cries*
Well, happy birthday to me! ( and my twin )
F%ck.
I am old.
Old :(
...old.
*sigh*
Damn.
 

Did it ever occur to you that the music you’re listening to now you’ll hear again in 30 years on some oldies station in the car with your kid and you’ll remember listening to your favorite band on your old computer in your old bedroom wondering how one band could change your life like this one has and then you’ll finally understand why your parents only listened to the oldies when you were a kid.

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One time this boy in my math class ate an eraser it was last week i am seventeen years old the class was A.P. calculus

I miss the old Witty
3 years ago Witty was my favorite website
But it has changed
Most everyone is fake
And writes the same quotes over and over
it get's tiring
I used to go on witty and the top quote would have over a 1,000 favorites and now it has like 200
Everyone would comment nice and sincere things on your profile
And the people who write real original quotes gets 1 favorite
Can we please just be original
And you post a quote
Then everyone just judges you
Really?
This isn't what this website was for
Witty has changed
i'm really dissappoined in what this site has come to
I know complaining isn't going to help
But i just have to let my feelings out
Witty used to be my escape
But now everyone is judgemential just like everyone is on all the other websites
It's not even fun to go on here anymore
It's just like school
I guess I'm just gonna find another way to get out my emotions
Because Witty has just turned into a website that I can't escape to

If I ever live to be
100,

 I'm gonna make up a fake reason why I lived so long,
like I ate pine cones every day at 4 pm

remember when
the only thing we feared were monsters under the bed, not whether we would be accepted by society or not?

remember when
the only thing we cried over were ripped stuffed animals, not broken hearts or boys?

remember when
we wished to live forever, not wishing for death?

remember when
it was easy to make friends, no expectations of fashion or class?

remember when
looks truly didn't matter, only the personality would attract?

remember when
we just wanted to grow up, not stay young?

remember when
times were easy, not this difficult?
 

Okay,so I'm still kinda new to witty,and I wanna know what happened in mid-2012? I'm so confused?Everyone talks about the 'old' witty?leave a comment below,




                                                 In your opinion,what happened?

Today I was at the dentist. An old couple comes in and sits down to wait. The wife gets called in and as she gets up and walks away, her husband is staring right at her a ss. Old love. So prescious.