Omfg Quotes

i just logged into my old stardoll account for the first time in like thre years and can someone please go back in time and shoot mini-me lol
if you don't think the snk soundtrack is the best thing you've ever heard you're wrong
When your eyeliner is on point, your life is on point.



i am not the

same person

at 8am and 8pm



 

StoryQouteLover
did you know that “friends” stands for:

feebee
rachel
it’s joey
everyone is friends
nonica
dross
shandler
 

i was waiting on the pizza delivery guy to call me to say my pizza is here and when my phone rang i accidentally answered with “pizza?” instead of hello and he replied “yes this is pizza”

LOL = LUCIFER OUR LORD.
YOLO= YOUTH OBEYING LUCIFER’S ORDERS.
SWAG = SATAN’S WISHES ARE GRANTED.
ROFL = RISE, OUR FATHER LUCIFER.
BRB = BEELZEBUB RULES BELOW.
WTF= WORSHIP THE FALLEN.

*At youth group doing a skit*
Kaitlynn: Hey, do you want some of this? It'll make you see rainbows and unicorns.
Morgan:You mean like Ronni??!?!?
that awkward moment when your talking really loud
to your friends because the class is loud but then the
class goes silence for a sec and your just like talking
so loud





            "Go ahead," He spoke for the first time, his voice clear and

even. It broke my heart,


"I never asked for a happy ending."
                                                
 
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