Reasons to date
me:
1) Sometimes I'm funny
2) You'll never go hungry because I always have food
3) That's pretty much it
2) You'll never go hungry because I always have food
3) That's pretty much it
Things I look for in a
soulmate:
1) He has to be taller than me
2) You have to be able to match me in an eating contest
3) That's pretty much it
1) He has to be taller than me
2) You have to be able to match me in an eating contest
3) That's pretty much it
Crisp
packet:
perfect
for
sharing!
Me: yeah, with my digestive system...
Me: yeah, with my digestive system...
Maybe when it's all over
and she can finally love herself
she will see how she really was worth it
and she can finally love herself
she will see how she really was worth it
All I wanted was to eat the chicken
that is smarter than other chickens
and to absorb its power
that is smarter than other chickens
and to absorb its power
