I wrote a song about a tortilla. Actually, it's more of a wrap.
Whoever snuck the "s" in "fast food" was a clever little bas/tard.
Parenting is eating a dirt covered banana your toddler serves to you and liking it to avoid a tantrum.
My yard is full of bear traps because I refuse to share my milkshakes.
Who knew that an average US prison meal is more nutritious than a public school one
When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if other people can hear it, too.