Best One Quotes Ever


Teacher: Okay group project everyone, choose your partner

Me: *Looks over at my best friend*

Teacher: The topic is British pop bands, for example.. One Direction

Everyone: *Looks at me*

Me: Now you can't have me, you suddenly want me.

 

In our world,
Teen pregnancy is more acceptable than gay marriage.
How messed up is that?
"I write music that girls fall in love with,
But I'm not a typical teen idol that
girls could fall in love with."
-Ed Sheeran

 
Whenever I tell a guy I like One Direction
I can physically see them getting turned off
format-br0kenwings LEAVE THIS HERE PLEASE.


"Show me your scars," he said.
"But.. why?" she asked.
"I want to see how many times you
needed me and I wasn't there."

 





Can wtalabout the word "queue"
How many of those letters are really necersarry
I count one.




 
Ed sheeran signed a girls cut and asked her to stop for him.
Girls, there is hope in this world.


i have one  passwords for everything if you figured them out you could probably take over my life
Teacher : Give me your email so I can send you your homework
Me :
Teacher :
Me :
Teacher :
Me :F*ckMeHarryStyles@gmail.com

 
Plot twist: This account is run by one of the boys in 1D
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