a lot of my life
has
been realizing
that i
would
cross
oceans
for
people who wouldn't
jump puddles for me
jump puddles for me
If Taylor and Harry were
still together and I saw them:
Taylor and Harry: *making out*
Me: *gasp*
Taylor and Harry: *look at me*
Me: You're that guy from that Pepsi commercial and you're all like "and I'm Herreh!" I love that commercial!
Harry: Err, thanks.
Me: And you! You're the one that dated Joe Jonas and Lucas Till!
Taylor: *nods and smiles*
Me: And Taylor Lautner! Oh, and John Mayer and Jake Gyllenhaal!!
Taylor: *stands there awkwardly*
Me: Oh! And that guy from Glee, umm, Cory Montieth! OHH and Zac Efron! And Eddie Redmayne!
Taylor: Uh...
Me: Oh, and I can't forget Connor Kennedy!! ...Dang, that's a lot of guys... *looks at Harry* Good luck, bro.
Not meant to offend either swifties or directioners. just thought it was funny. Follow me and I'll follow back, duh.
*When I'm on
Omegle*
Stranger: 19, male, England, looking for older women.
Me: Harry, get off Omegle.
Stranger: 19, male, England, looking for older women.
Me: Harry, get off Omegle.
Niall Horan:
I hate it when girls act stupid
because they think it's cute. Intelligence is
attractive.
Me: One particle of unobtanium has a nuclear reaction with a flux capacitor, carry the two, change it's atomic isotope into a raioactive spider. follow for a follow.
Me: One particle of unobtanium has a nuclear reaction with a flux capacitor, carry the two, change it's atomic isotope into a raioactive spider. follow for a follow.
Me: Taylor Swift is a
bad singer. Do you agree?
Siri: I have no comment. I do not want a song written about me.
not mine. not meant to offend swifties, just thought it was funny. follow for a follow.
Siri: I have no comment. I do not want a song written about me.
not mine. not meant to offend swifties, just thought it was funny. follow for a follow.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
I want to hit you with my
car
Throw you off a tree so high
Hope you snap your neck and
die
♥
Me: Sometimes I
just want to drag Harry into an empty hotel room, throw him down
on a bed, straddle his thighs, rip his shirt off and MAKE HIM
EXPLAIN EVERY DANG ONE OF HIS TATTOOS BECAUSE I CAN'T HANDLE
THE SUSPENSE.
Harry: Well... I thought we were going somewhere else there...
follow for a follow
Harry: Well... I thought we were going somewhere else there...
follow for a follow
