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It takes
one minute
to make
someone's day and
one word
to destroy someone's life!
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YouOnlyLoveOnce*
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Forever His*
funny
i'm like the dopest dope you've ever smoked
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cujo*
music
Pardon me,
sir gangster? Your trousers are descending.
16
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dontsellyourselfshort
one
One minute of kissing
burns 26 calories. No wonder those sl.uts are so skinny.
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dontsellyourselfshort
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