Best Online Quotes Ever


i said i was only going online for 10 minutes. its been 5 years.





          Crush: *online*
          Me: AHHH MY CRUSH IS ONLINE!
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          Crush: *offine*
          Me: Oh...







It's weird that strangers,
that I meet online, like me more than the people I go to school with everyday.

That moment of panic when you accidentally close the wrong tab. 
 
How to kiss:

1) I don't know
2) Relationships are dangerous
3) Stay online, my friend
Harry Potter: The boy who lived.
Katniss Everdeen: The girl on fire.
Me: The girl online.
Me online: Hey bby <3
Me online: Why are you so sexy omg
Me online: You're hawt ;)
Me in real life: Uhm... hi?
Me in real life: *chokes*
Me in real life: *dies*




Why do teachers make us do homework online?


When i go online, I end up looking up how to teach a gorilla

how to speak english






 
I need Online Friends.

The ones you can vent to, and they'll vent back.
Where we could just sit there and rant. Stay up messaging eachother, excited to just log in a talk to them. 

Yeah, Id like that.

If you think patience is a virtue,
try surfing the internet without highspeed connection.


 
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