Oh, I have all my fingers,
the knife goes chop chop chop.
If I miss the spaces in between,
my fingers will come off.
And if I hit my fingers,
the blood will soon come out.
But all the same,
I play this game,
cause thats what its all about.
Oh, CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP
Im picking up the speed
And If I hit my fingers
then my hand will start to bleed.
Not mine, its the knife gameeee
(I'm not good at this game, i have like 30 stab wounds in my hand.... lolwhoops)
the knife goes chop chop chop.
If I miss the spaces in between,
my fingers will come off.
And if I hit my fingers,
the blood will soon come out.
But all the same,
I play this game,
cause thats what its all about.
Oh, CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP
Im picking up the speed
And If I hit my fingers
then my hand will start to bleed.
Not mine, its the knife gameeee
(I'm not good at this game, i have like 30 stab wounds in my hand.... lolwhoops)
When I found out my toaster wasn't water proof,
I was shocked.
Me: Hey mom. Can I -
Mom: No.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Soda Can:
Pringles Guy:
Walmart:
Dinosaur:
Steve:
Me: I was going to ask if you loved me.
Mom: Leave me alone.
Mom: No.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Soda Can:
Pringles Guy:
Walmart:
Dinosaur:
Steve:
Me: I was going to ask if you loved me.
Mom: Leave me alone.
REJECTED
The sad part is,
Once you finally let someone have
You, they stop doing
What it took to get you.
NMQ
Very fitting oh my gosh so fitting...
Once you finally let someone have
You, they stop doing
What it took to get you.
NMQ
Very fitting oh my gosh so fitting...
Dentist: *stabs my gums with metal pick*
Dentist: The only reason you're bleeding is because you don't floss enough.
To this day, I don't think he knows
just how much he hurt me.
Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
I hate when you miss
someone,
And they can't even pretend to care.
NMQ
And they can't even pretend to care.
NMQ
Overprotective Parents
Raise the best
Liars.
♥
Today, I bruised my big toe because I ran it
over with the wheel of a computer chair...
while I was sitting in the chair.
