Best Ouch Quotes Ever

Oh, I have all my fingers,
the knife goes chop chop chop.
If I miss the spaces in between,
my fingers will come off.
And if I hit my fingers,
the blood will soon come out.
But all the same,
I play this game,
cause thats what its all about.
Oh, CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP
Im picking up the speed
And If I hit my fingers
then my hand will start to bleed.

Not mine, its the knife gameeee

(I'm not good at this game, i have like 30 stab wounds in my hand.... lolwhoops)

 




When I found out my toaster wasn't water proof,
I was shocked.






 
Me: Hey mom. Can I -
Mom: No.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Soda Can:
Pringles Guy:
Walmart:
Dinosaur:
Steve:
Me:
I was going to ask if you loved me.
Mom: Leave me alone.




REJECTED






 









hiding
how you really feel and trying to make everyone happy doesn't make you nice it just makes you a liar

 



 

 
f o r m a t  j i m m y 3 6 5


The sad part is,
Once you finally let someone have
You, they stop doing
What it took to get you.
 
NMQ
Very fitting oh my gosh so fitting...


 







Dentist: *stabs my gums with metal pick*
Dentist: The only reason you're bleeding is because you don't floss enough.








 


To this day, I don't think he knows
just how much he hurt me.


 
Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
I hate when you miss someone,
And they can't even pretend to care.
NMQ


 





Overprotective Parents

Raise the best

Liars. 







 




I cried during the relationship,
all of the times he said he hated me,
all of the times he started fights
over events that didn't even happen,
all of the times he was done with me.
He cried after the relationship
when he realized that he'd gone too far,
started too many fights with me
hurt me too many times, and that I really was
done with him.



 
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