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Your face is an oxy-moron. It's "pretty ugly."




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Life is the biggest oxymoron there ever could be.
It can be beautiful, yet can be terrible.
It can be predicted, yet everything can change at once.
It can be fun, yet it can be depressing.
It gives lovely people, yet it gives mean people.
It causes living, yet brings death.
Nothing is more of an oxymoron than life.
It's a gorgeous disfiguration.
A hideous beauty.
you just realized that the term "New and Improved" is a contradiction of itself.
Throxymoron n.  A three-way oxymoron (ex. 'work-life balance').
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