Pantry Quotes

Everyone always talks about their long romantic walks to the fridge.
I have 20m dashes to my pantry.
                                       Regular people when they get to someone's house:
                                 "What's your wifi password?"
                                       Me when I get to someone's house:
                                 "Where's your pantry and fridge?"
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