Papercut Quotes

Sometimes I wonder how I'm
gonna handle having a baby
if I feel like dying after getting a paper cut.




 

Me when I get a paper cut: Ohmygosh! It stings! I'm going to die! This is it, this is the end! Tell my cat I love him! Goodbye friends!
Me when I get an actual serious injury: No, no, I'm fine. Seriously, it's just a scratch. Don't worry, I'll be okay.

Papercut,
Doesn't hurt that much,
You sneak under my skin,
Like the first time we touched,
You're not out of luck you just think too much
Are you over your head?
Or just holding your breath?