My parents lied to me.
Talking to strangers on the internet was, like the best decision of my life.
Talking to strangers on the internet was, like the best decision of my life.
Me: I have a headache
Parents: It's because you're on the computer too much
Me: My back hurts
Parents: It's because you're on the computer too much
Me: I failed a test
Parents: It's because you're on the computer too much
Me: The Grand Dutchess Anastasia Nikolaevna of Russia was murdered by communists in 1918
Parents: It's because you're on the computer too much
Parents: It's because you're on the computer too much
Me: My back hurts
Parents: It's because you're on the computer too much
Me: I failed a test
Parents: It's because you're on the computer too much
Me: The Grand Dutchess Anastasia Nikolaevna of Russia was murdered by communists in 1918
Parents: It's because you're on the computer too much
Parent
Logic:
when something is wrong
with the
computer,
my parentes
blame me.
when something is wrong with me, my parents blame the computer.
