Paris Quotes

I've been to New York, Rio de Janeiro, Sydney, Rome, Japan, Miami, Paris, and now Beijing?!


THANK YOU SUBWAY SURFERS! 

paris is always a good idea
-Audrey Hepburn

Confession #1
I want to run away to Paris

I don't know who you are.
I don't know what you want.
If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money.
But what I do have are a particular set of skills;
skills I have acquired over a very long career,
skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
If you let my daughter go now,
that'll be the end of it.
I will not look for you, I will not persue you.
But if you don't, I will look for you,
I will find you,
and I will kill you.

-Taken

I really dislike dresses, you wanna know why?

Cause then I can't move and run like I normally do.
Normally i run cause i don't want to be hugged.
Also i push away, but I'm not that strong.

So when I have to wear a dress for presentaions,
everyone takes advantage and hugs me here is an example.

Guy Friend: *Attack hugs me* "Ha I can actually hold you for once! AND you're not squirming!"
me: Because I can't!!! please let me go! *trying to push away*
guy friend: "But why would I?  You aren't squirming.."
Me: "but I'm trying to get free! I'm not strong enough too!"
Guy Friend:  "And I'm not strong either."
Me: "Men tend to be about 2 times stronger than their female counter parts.  Even though lower body strength is comperable!"
me: "Please let go!"
Guy Friend: *still hugging me*
me: *finally pushes away*

If I was from Paris, I would say
Ooh la la la la la la la

Paris is always a good idea


               


                     -Audrey Hepburn