Patrick Quotes

I miss you all on here
I hope everyone is doing well
xoxo

 
Answer these questions as jaunestly as you can (Tag the users you want to fill this out...):

1. What were you thinking when you chose your username? (Seriously, what the fck?) 

I like Perks of Being a Wallflower, so i chose something that refrenced it.

2. Why is EmptyAshtray always online? (Seriously, go eat something. I fear for you.)
I don't know, go scare a nun.

3. What made you cry last?
When I listened to my Parents fight for a staright 16 hours. (new world record!)

4. Is Patrick your bae? (Trick question, he's MY bae and mine only.) 
Yes, stay away!

5. Fat Amy or Fat Patricia?
Fat Patricia

6. Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!!!

7. Do you ship Tasty?
Absoloutly.

8. Can you pronounce asdjfkl;?
If i use a German accent.

9. 
Yes

10. Yes diggity?
NOOO, NO DIGGITY ALLOWED!!

11. Do you know the muffin man?
yes, he once sold me weed.

12. Who are you gay for? (If you are gay, who are you straight for?) 
Patrick, Shai Labeouf, Christofer Drew

13. Are you friends with Loudest_Scream?
yes

14. If no, WHY NOT!?!?
Sorry gosh, i'll change that right now.

15. I'm ending this survey/quiz thing just so you can take the time to become friends with her, go now!







Is Sandy
the one
I call,
"Mom"?



No Patrick,
that's your
Mother.


 
Oh!





#SpongebobHipsterpants




 

They Took Our Love and They Filled it Up
Filled It Up With Novocaine and Now I'm Just Numb


-Fall Out Boy
 







Boating
School?

I thought
this was
Spanish Class!




#SpongebobHipsterpants




 









Who's the

Fat Kid

talking to?





#SpongebobHipsterpants




 








Patrick,
you're 
already
  A

Starfish..





#SpongebobHipsterpants




 

Here's to the Kids;
the kids who would rather spend their night with a bottle of Coke and Patrick or Sonny playing on their headphones than go to some vomit-stained high school party. Here's to the kids whose 11:11 wish was wasted on one person who will never be there for them. Here's to the Kids, whose idea of a good night is sitting on the hood of a car, watching the stars. Here's to the kids who were never good at life, but still were wicked cool. Here's to the kids who listened to Fall Out Boy and Hawthorne Heights before they were on MTV and blame MTV for ruining their life. Here's to the kids who care more about the music than the haircuts. Here's to the kids  who have crushes on a stupid lush. Here's to the Kids who hum "a Little Less '16 CANDLES", a Little more ' Touch Me"  when they're stuck home, dateless, on a Saturday night. Here's to the Kids  who have ever had a broken heart from someone who didn't even know they existed. Here's to the kids who have read "The Perks of Being a Wallflower" and don't feel so alone aftEr doing so. here's to the Kids who spend their days in photo booths with their best friends. Here's to the kids who are straight up smart @$$3$ and just don't care. Here's to the Kids who speak their mind. Here's to the kids who consider screamo their lullaby for going to sleep. Here's to the kids who second guess themselves on everything they do. Here's to the kids  who will never have 100 percent confidence in anything they do, and to kids who are okay with that. Here's to the kids. This one's not for the kids who always get what they want, but for the ones who never had it all. It's not for the ones who never get caught, but for the ones who always try and fail. This one's for the kids who didn't make it,we were the kids who never made it; The overcast girls & Underdog boys. Not for the kids who had all their joys.  This one's for the kids who never faked it. We're the kids who didn't make it. They say, 'Breaking hearts is what we do best," and "We'll make your heart be ripped out from your chest." The only heart that I broke was mine, When I got my hopes up too high. We were the kids who didn't make it. We are the kids who never made it.


- Pete Wentz

I hate the way you talk to me,
and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car,
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots
and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick,
it even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you’re always right,
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh,
even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you’re not around,
and the fact that you didn’t call.
But mostly, I hate the way
I don’t hate you,

Not even close.
Not even a little bit.

not even at all. 

                                                   

                                       - ten things i hate about you 

 

 

 

Michael, 
"Excuse me, uh, one question before we start here. Should you be drinking alcohol when you Don't have a liver?"

Patrick,
"What?"

1o ThingHate abouYou



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