Kid: Mommy, what made you decide to give me this
name?
Mom: Well Stacy, I have a very simple answer to that
question.
Mom: Simply because, Stacy's mom has got it going on.
Mom: She's all your father and he waited for so long.
Mom: Stacy can't you see, you're just not
understanding.
Mom: I know you think it's wrong, but your friends in love
with your hot mom.