two
peanuts
walked
into
a bar
one was a salted
one was a salted
"In the book of life the
answers aren't in the back."
~ Charlie Brown
~ Charlie Brown
allergies are wierd as heck
like you can snap a leg in half
but if you eat this peanut,
u dead
I sorta,
kinda,
maybe,
might,
slightly,
possibly,
think I maybe
like you.
A lot.
A GUY WALKS INTO A BAR
AND THERE IS NO ONE THERE EXCEPT FOR THE BARTENDER.
HE ORDERS A BEER FROM THE BARTENDER, SITS DOWN AND SIPS HIS BEER.
AFTER A FEW MINUTES THE GUY HEARS SOMEONE WHISPER, “PSST. HEY, NICE TIE.”
THE GUY LOOKS AROUND THE BAR AND DOESN’T SEE ANYONE.
A FEW MINUTES LATER HE HEARS SOMEONE WHISPER, “PSST. HEY, NICE SHIRT.”
THE MAN LOOKS AROUND AGAIN BUT NO ONE IS THERE.
FINALLY, A FEW MINUTES LATER HE HEARS SOMEONE WHISPER, “PSST. YOU LOOK LIKE A NICE GUY.”
THE MAN IS STARTLED AT THIS POINT AND ASKS THE BARTENDER WHO KEEPS TALKING.
HE ORDERS A BEER FROM THE BARTENDER, SITS DOWN AND SIPS HIS BEER.
AFTER A FEW MINUTES THE GUY HEARS SOMEONE WHISPER, “PSST. HEY, NICE TIE.”
THE GUY LOOKS AROUND THE BAR AND DOESN’T SEE ANYONE.
A FEW MINUTES LATER HE HEARS SOMEONE WHISPER, “PSST. HEY, NICE SHIRT.”
THE MAN LOOKS AROUND AGAIN BUT NO ONE IS THERE.
FINALLY, A FEW MINUTES LATER HE HEARS SOMEONE WHISPER, “PSST. YOU LOOK LIKE A NICE GUY.”
THE MAN IS STARTLED AT THIS POINT AND ASKS THE BARTENDER WHO KEEPS TALKING.
THE BARTENDER TURNED TO
THE MAN, POINTED TO THE PEANUTS HE WAS SITTING BY AND SAID,
“THAT WILL BE THE PEANUTS. THEY'RE
COMPLIMENTARY.”
Me at
track
Coach : Okay, wait...wait... GO GO GO!!!!
Me : *Grabs stick and takes off*
Me : *Runs by boyfriend*
Him : Don't fall!
Me : *Trips*
Coach : Okay, wait...wait... GO GO GO!!!!
Me : *Grabs stick and takes off*
Me : *Runs by boyfriend*
Him : Don't fall!
Me : *Trips*
Sometimes, I really
start to think,
What am I doing with my life?
What am I doing with my life?
