Pedestrian Quotes


"Yes, officer, I did hit a pedestrian. But instead of dwelling
on that, why not focus on how many I've missed?"

 
Sister: What's a pedestrian?

Me: Ask mom.

Sister: I can't it sounds dirty.

Me: Fine...YOU'RE THE BIGGEST PEDESTRIAN I EVER SEEN!

Sister: MOM SHE CALLED ME A PEDESTRIAN.

Mom: But you are a pedestrain

Sister: *cries*
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